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Mask Under Your Nose

This style of mask-wearing seems especially popular among young men. I have to assume one of two things when I see you doing this:

  • You don't know that you breathe through your nose too.
  • You think that the only point of wearing a mask is to keep authorities from yelling at you.

So, for your information (because you apparently don't know):

The purpose of a face mask is not to hide your teeth. We wear masks to prevent the spread of airborne virus.

And if you protest that you are a mouth-breather, I present this Google definition:

Mouth-breather: a stupid person

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