Taking Independence Day off

No blog today. I’m taking Independence Day off, hoping to find a decent fireworks display.

Years ago, I was doing type and layout for a small-circulation magazine based in Canada. I was on the phone with the editor in late June and asked, “Do you have a Fourth of July in Canada?”

“Why, no we don’t,” he said.

I asked the obvious question: “So how do you keep the third from crashing into the fifth?”

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